Thursday, April 24, 2008

Do It Yourself Exorcism Kit

Exorcism Kit
Now you can have your very own exorcism kit! Dread
Central
is selling a do-it-yourself exorcism kit for less than ten bucks. If you or someone you love is possessed, there's no reason to hire a priest.

Each kit includes:

• 1 purple prayer stole
• 1 holy water decanter (unfilled)
• 1 bright yellow door hanger: "DO NOT ENTER -- EXORCISM IN PROGRESS"
• 1 GLOW-IN-THE-DARK rosary beads
• 1 vomit bag
• 1 "official" certificate
• BONUS: 20-page EXORCISM MANUAL containing the ACTUAL CATHOLIC RITE OF EXORCISM!

In addition, you can also purchase the first ever Exorcist action figure. This figure depicts Linda Blair as Regan in the 'spiderwalk' scene. They really should have created a headspin Regan figure complete with pea soup and crucifix, but this one is a good start...



Check out the exorcism kit and the Regan Exorcist figure at Dread Central:
Dread Central